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Polish It: Everywhere (Signed Copy) White Elephant Gift this one is practically mandatory(a. k. a. Paula Sh*t Everywhere) If you thought this book was about tidying up or the joys of obsessive cleanliness, congratulations, youve been duped. "Polish It Everywhere" is the filthy double entendre you didnt know you needed in your life. On the surface, its a whimsical rhyme about the act of polishing, but just beneath that thin veneer of innocence lies a not so subtle nod to a certain someone making a mess everywhere. Whether youre in on the
